Thursday, April 28, 2005

Dochead Technical Architects required in Propylon

Propylon are looking for a couple of highly experienced, XML/Publishing/Workflow/CMS Technical Architects. Must be capable of leading from the front on projects and bringing them in on time and within budget.

  • If you don't know what a dochead is, you don't want the job.
  • If you are not a dochead, you don't want the job.
  • If you think kerning is a winter sport, you don't want the job.
  • If you think W3C XML Schema solves all the worlds problems, you don't want the job.
  • If you think GUIs should be the first thing designed on a project, you don't want the job.
  • If you think "The Complete works of Shakespeare" is a lot of textual content, you don't want the job.
  • If your first thought when confronted with 1,000,000 pages of textual data is to put it all in a database, you don't want the job.
  • If you think XSLT is just super at XML transformation and that the GUIs for mapping one tag to another that spit out XSLT are really great productivity tools, you don't want the job.
  • If you cannot think of 3 good reasons why dynamically typed programming languages have a role to play in this universe, you don't want the job.


Candidates must be capable of withstanding the reality distorting field of off-the-wall analogies and ocassionally preposterous notions that surrounds the CTO to a depth of 20 meters.

Minimum 10 years experience required.

Apply within.

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