Pizza

From the window of his apartment, Bob watched The Pizza Man start his journey. As he started his stop watch he thought to himself: "30 minutes or it's free.".

The inevitability of cruft

Cruft in the software getting you down? Go get a cup of something and read the inevitability of cruft. It won't make the cruft go away but it might explain why the cruft is there in a way that makes it easier to cope with.